Friday, June 21, 2013

Uncle Sam wants YOU...to have a good, cheap sun hat (helloooo summer!)

U.S. Military Boonie Hats



  • Replaces: That baseball cap that's not giving you any real UV protection.
  • Cost differential: 2x.  7x when compared to Tilley hats.
  • Available: Check your local army-navy store.  Some camping stores, including New York's venerable Tent & Trails carry them, too.  Of course you can buy them online, for prices under $10, but I'm not savvy enough about the differences between genuine military surplus and knock-offs to know whether you're really getting the best deal.  I've never paid more than $20 for one.

  • Why I like it: I like the beach, where sunlight reflects every which way.  I have almost no hair on my head.  As a result, if I don't wear a good hat, my head starts to look like a lumpy tomato.  Any broad-brimmed hat will do the job, so why pay for space-age materials or dubious claims of added sun protection?  The military spent a lot of time designing this hat.  No need to improve on it much.

    If you've never worn a proper sun hat before, you might not know that they actually help you keep a little cooler by keeping the sun off your face and neck.  Also, this model, which has grommets on the side, lets a little air inside.  In fact, the very top of the hat has a thinner layer of fabric than the rest of the crown, which lets a little heat escape.

    Of course, the military look may turn some people off.  What can I say?  Get it in a neutral color like khaki or some weird camo pattern.  Or dye it.  Or stick pinko political buttons in the cartridge loops.  I used to wear mine with my "Hillary for President" t-shirt to drive people nuts.


As always, what cheap products do you know that are worth buying?  Please share!

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